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Plan a gin-credible party in the park and we'll tell you which flavour of REAL Hand Cooked crisps to bring with you!
Mar 8, 2022
Inspired by the incredible REAL Hand Cooked Crisps in Craft Gin Club’s March 2022 Gin of the Month box (they go SO well with a good G&T!) and the fabulous characters on each packet in their mouth-watering range, we have come up with this fun quiz!
All you have to do is design your perfect party in the park for when the weather gets warm and we’ll match you with the perfect flavour (and character!) for you.
Add up your points as you go to get your result at the end. Enjoy!
Plan your perfect party in the park:
First, we need to decide on the perfect setting for your park party…
A quiet spot by a serene river or stream? (1 point)
Open parkland with lots of space for activities? (2 points)
Beneath the picturesque ruins of a castle or abbey? (3 points)
Now let’s talk about the vibe you want to go for. What kind of party are we having?
A relaxed picnic? (1 point)
A fun BBQ? (2 points)
An elegant ball under a marquee? (3 points)
Of course, there will need to be some entertainment. What shall we go for?
The simple pleasures of good conversation with maybe a card game or two? (1 point)
Sports, sports, sports! Rounders, frisbee or paddle ball anyone? (2 points)
Love music? Be it a string quartet, country yodelling or pop classics, we’ll have a boogie! (3 points)
Now we have those locked in, the dress code should be easy!
Casual all the way? (1 point)
Ready for action? Nothing you aren’t happy to get a little dirty! (2 points)
Smart casual? (3 points)
Formal? Come dressed to impress! (4 points)
We can’t let our guests go hungry! So what kind of food shall we serve?
Finger foods like sandwiches, sausage rolls, REAL crisps and dips? (1 point)
Grilled meats and vegetables with lots of condiments? (2 points)
A luxurious buffet for the guests to graze? (3 points)
Last but not least, let’s discuss our favourite topic: gin drinks! What will our guests be sipping?
Cups full of fruity gin punch? (1 point)
G&Ts? (2 points)
Champagne and gin cocktails? (3 points)
Let’s add up your points and see your results!
If you scored 6 points or less then let us introduce you to Jake and REAL Hand Cooked Sea Salt Crisps:
A salty sea dog at heart, with more than a few tails to tell, Jake and his crisps are the perfect partner to a G&T or fruit punch in the park. You two are going to get along swimmingly!
If you scored 7 points then it’s Miss Grayson and her REAL Hand Cooked Sea Salt & Black Pepper Crisps:
Never afraid to speak her mind and always keeping her eye on the proceedings to make sure everyone is safe and sound, Miss Grayson can be strict but is never a party-pooper. Often warm and motherly, everyone feels better when she’s around.
If you scored 8 or 9 points then Brian is your man, just make sure he brings along his REAL Hand Cooked Roast Ox Crisps:
Brian is a salt-of-the-earth, meat-and-two-veg kind of guy who never fails to bring the rural charm. Always dependable and always ready to chip in and help out on the barbecue, no party would be complete without this character.
If you scored 10 points then we know just the guy for you. Meet Ollie and his REAL Hand Cooked Strong Cheese & Onion Crisps:
Just like his crisps, Ollie is big and bold. An adventurer and sportsman through and through, he will be leading the charge when it comes to the games at your party. You two are going to be exhausted, good job there’ll be plenty of ginny refreshments around!
If you scored 11 or 12 points then we know you’ll get along with Harry and his REAL Hand Cooked Jalapeño Pepper Crisps:
Harry is a complete firecracker, when you see him bounding over the horizon you know laughter and good times are on their way! This man knows how to handle the heat, so don’t be shocked if he adds a little spice to your barbecue. Just make sure you have a cool cocktail at the ready!
If you scored 12 points then the ‘Mysterious man’ and REAL Hand Cooked Smokin’ BBQ Crisps are right up your street:
Known to be a man of mystery, he is a sweet but a closed-book upon first meeting. We know sooner or later you’ll be getting on like a house on fire over the BBQ. You guys love having deep and interesting conversations over a tipple.
If you scored 13 points then Sally Vickers and REAL Hand Cooked Sea Salt & Cider Vinegar are the ones for you Crisps:
Sally loves a good chinwag and is just as generous with her conversation as she is with the crisp. We can tell you guys are going to be the life of the ginny party.
If you scored 14 points then you really should get to know Felicity and her REAL Hand Cooked Sweat Chilli Crisps:
Sweet and fiery, fashionable and ferocious, Felicity is a very good friend to have. She’s always stylish and never boring, and she will never fail to add a touch of glamour to any party she attends. You two are going to be the best of gin pals.
If you scored 15 or above then say “hello” to Horatio Mansfield II and his REAL Hand Cooked Ham & English Mustard Crisps:
The quintessential “old boy”, Horatio is larger than life! His dress sense is just as impeccable as his moustache and his manners are second to none. Lordly in every way and never without a hearty grin, he never fails to turn a few heads and draw a crowd. Cheers to your new friendship!
