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My mum and I have quite a close relationship, so it’s not surprising when she tells me personal details. But I was a bit shocked when she implied that my stepdad ‘has a thing for feet’!

One of my friends got an epilator from Freecycle – pre-used!

When we were kids, my older sister licked all of the icing sugar off a pastry and put it back in the cupboard. I ate it. Blegh.

I was secretly seeing a guy from work who had just broken up with his girlfriend, and he still had some of her things. I went back to his one night after work, but in the morning realised that I’d forgotten a change of clothes. I knew I couldn’t go back to work in the same outfit I’d worn the day before – everyone would figure out where I’d been! – so I grabbed some of his ex’s clothes and styled it out.

I had a little too much to drink at an office party and told my boss that I always thought of him when I read stories about Kim Jong Un, the North Korean dictator. He asked why, and I told him it was because the press’ nickname for Kim applied to him, too: the Tubby Tyrant!

I had a Tinder date that went really wrong, so I put his number on Gumtree under an ad for a free TV. Mutual friends told me he got so many calls that he had to change his number!

A few jobs back, a new woman started in the office. Within a couple of weeks she’d rubbed up a lady called Dawn the wrong way. The new girl sent a scathing email about Dawn to her boyfriend – except it wasn’t to her boyfriend. It was to Dawn’s best friend at work, and Dawn herself was cc’d in. The new girl left that afternoon and never came back!