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21 funny gin quotes that will speak to your drinks-loving soul
Dec 9, 2022
Inspired by the fabulously ginny pun on the gorgeous Whistlefish greeting card that we sent to Craft Gin Club members in their December 2022 Gin of the Month box (scroll down to find out more!), we are taking a look at some of the best puns, memes and funny quotes about gin.
Including some gin-credible puns from our friends at Whistlefish, and some of their beautiful festive greeting card designs which are crafted in Cornwall, there’s enough to bring lots of ginny glee to any gin fan.
Some may say they are a bit cheesy, but we think they're actually GIN-tastic! (And if you have any better ones up your sleeve, make sure you tell us yours on Facebook!)
Without further ado, let’s check them out…
21 of the best gin quotes, puns and memes from across the internet:
Image: Whistlefish
Let Christmas be-gin
Me when I get all fancy at Christmas to sit in my living room and drink gin…
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Gin-gle all the way
When you go to the shops for bread and come back with:
A waffle maker, pyjamas, a bottle of gin and some wrapping paper...
…and no bread.
Image: Whistlefish
Time to get in the spirit
I am never drinking again!
"Oh look, gin!”
Image: Whistlefish
It’s be-gin-ning to look a look like Christmas
I wish I loved exercise as much as I love gin and cheese.
Image: Whistlefish
Have a gin-credible Christmas
Write a horror story in 6 words.
Me: I-have-run-out-of-gin.
Image: Whistlefish
Good tonics we bring, to you and your gin
If anyone asks, I'm drinking all this gin to collect bottles for some Christmas upcycling ideas I saw on Pinterest…
“Where’s your Christmas Spirit?”
Points to gin bottle…
If you walk a mile in my shoes you'll end up in a gin bar.
Practicing my ‘it’s just what I wanted’ face for presents that aren’t gin.
I just want to drink gin, save animals and take naps.
I love water, especially when it's frozen and surrounded by gin.
Getting older is when you prefer day drinking to going out at night.
If I were a Care Bear, I'd have a bottle of gin on my belly.
Life is basically all the stuff you do between that first cup of coffee and that first glass of G&T!
I wish I had ‘friends with benefits.’
Except the friends would own a distillery and the benefits would be free gin.
I tried to say no to gin.. but it’s 40% stronger than me!
I’m not sending Christmas cards this year. Instead, I’ve decided to spend the money on gin.
Merry Christmas.
Gin won't solve your problems but then again neither will milk.
Today is the kind of day I wish gin came out of the shower.
Gin: pairs well with mince pies and difficult relatives!
Stop saying I’m “hard to buy for”.
You know where the gin aisle is.
Whistlefish, you say?
Just in case you don’t know already, Whistlefish are a remarkable greeting card company based in Cornwall that work with British artisans to produce beautiful, unique cards to share with your friends and family.
What’s more, not only do they support local industry, but they also work hard to make sure their process is as earth friendly as possible – great cards with low environmental impact? It’s a win-win situation! And, with their stunning Christmas card range, they are perfect for the festive season too. You can check out all of their greeting cards here!
We can’t wait to share the Whistlefish greeting cards from our December box with our gin pals.
