Veronica Golawski June 20, 2017 17 hilarious tweets for people who love gin Veronica Golawski June 20, 2017 "I'm currently standing front of the bar where I got the nickname "the gin and tonic guy" and I must go". Join Craft Gin Club today and get £10 off your first Gin of the Month with code: JULY10 1. This helpful tip.Stress relief tip: bottle it up inside and cry into your gin and tonic.— I LIKE CHIPS (@aaronup) May 31, 2017 2. We've all been here:When your husband puts your gin glass in the dishwasher at 9pm on a Friday night... pic.twitter.com/p5jNHWtAfU— Food, Fash, Fit (@FoodFashFit) June 9, 2017 3. When you can't wait for your holiday to start.It's not vacation until you pull out your own martini glass to use on the airplane.— Aimee Helene (@AimeeHelene1) June 12, 2017 4. After a long day at work:How was my day? It was fine.*stirs gin & tonic with middle finger*— Karissa (@Karissajem) March 14, 2017 5. One gin, two gin, three gin...I'm currently standing front of the bar where I got the nickname "the gin and tonic guy" and I must go— freudian slipknot (@toastoyevsky) May 31, 2017 6. These equally admirable achievements.A lot of women my age have babies. I've just had a gin and tonic in the bath. 😉— Dee (@DeeDoesStuff) May 31, 2017 7. Predictive text knows all.Phone just autocorrected gin to fun.Uh duh.— erin gibson (@actuallyerin) May 24, 2017 8. No one needs this kind of negativity in their life, tbf.Me at 4 PM: "I wish my tea were a gin & tonic."Coworker disapprovingly: "It's Monday."Me: *confused* "And??? Do you even know me?"— Nicola Fleming (@njhayes1) June 6, 2017 9. The only appropriate responses to this question:Another gin & tonic?— tzulander (@suntzufuntzu) April 27, 2017 10. When you need a partner that's low maintenance.why have a boyfriend when you can have a martini— Alexa Sivic (@alexasivic) June 16, 2017 11. "I only drink gin on days that end in 'Y'"Tonight is Gin & Tonic night people! (disclaimer: every night for me this week has been Gin & Tonic night....)— Mark Broadbent (@retracement) June 2, 2017 12. Assessing your parenting skills:There're many reasons why I'm a bad mummy but all the times I read "G & T" as gin & tonic instead of gifted & talented is the biggest one.— Itsmotherswork (@itsmotherswork) April 28, 2017 13. Some days you just don't mess around.I need a gin & tonic, hold the tonic plz— MADDOG (@madi_woodard17) April 26, 2017 14. Once you go craft gin, you can't go back.Introduced my roommate to proper gin & tonic. Week 1: "Fever Tree seems expensive"Week 2: there are 2 flavors of FT in the fridge. pic.twitter.com/cNnfXLrPAT— Cobra Luke (@Harbinger617) April 25, 2017 15. No, a garnish does not count as one of your 5 A Day.Going on a gin & tonic diet for the summer bod— Nowhere Man (@John_Rezabek) April 25, 2017 16. Three words: Craft. Gin. Club.When a colleague comes in, talking about "gym club" then the penny drops and you realise she said "GIN club!!" ... #gin #ginclub #cardiff pic.twitter.com/4s6uVLsv6m— Emma (@Meehka) May 31, 2017 Keep up Thanks! With the No1 gin blog! Get our newsletter! It's packed with cocktails, competitions and more! You can unsubscribe any time, and we won't share your email. You're now subscribed to our newsletter! To sweeten the deal, we just emailed you a 50% discount for Craft Gin Club. Cheers! Cheers!